This is an original vintage tea towel from 1986 that was issued to commemorate the marriage of Price Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. 

It is one of a kind and l have oversewn the caption ‘Look ffs just say we were having pizza.’

This was created in response to Prince Andrew’s friendship with the convicted sex pest Jeffrey Epstein, as discussed in an interview with Emily Maitlis in 2019.

During the interview, Prince Andrew claimed that he couldn’t have been at an Epstein sex party as he was at the Pizza Express in Woking. He also denied that he was the sweaty guest, as he didn’t sweat after the abundant levels of adrenaline he produced during the Falkland War.

This item is unframed and measures 29.5” x 19.5”

Andrew Sweats Profusely